Atfter the september 11th attacks a new language has emerged in the world. It is a language very close to English, and it is spoken by mainly the political class of the U.S. society. As a dabbler in linguistics I have jotted down a basic vocabulary for this newly emerged language, which I have named "Americanish".
English = Americanish
Torture = Enhanced Interrogation
Oil = National Interests
War = Peace
Consistancy = Hipocracy
Hipocracy = Consistancy
Freedom Fighter = Terrorist
Terrorist = Freedom Fighter
Muslim = al-Qaida
Plutocrat = Job Creator
Corporate Dictatorship = Two Party System
Plutocracy = Democracy
Figment of Imagination = Weapon of Mass Destruction
Jibberish = Solid Intelligence
Fiction = Plot
Modern Slavery = Free Market
War of Aggression = Pre-Emptive Strike
Extortion = Diplomacy
Neo-Colonialism = Globalization
Police State = P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act
Facism = Homeland Security
I might add some more later ;)
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Julkaisen pelkästään asialliset kommentit: eli ei kiroilua, Jumalan pilkkaa, rasismia tai viha viestejä. Luulis tän olevan itsestään selvää.
Eriävät mielipiteet toki julkaisen :) Onhan tää blogi täynnä mun henk koht mielipiteitä joista ei tarvi muiden tykkää.